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07 October 2008 @ 12:39 pm
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All right, hell with what the Warden says, it still looks like I got here right after some big down-there shindigging... all these crowds tripping out an' over themselves like they've had too much of the local rotgut or they've lost their puppy dogs. Not that I can guess at lookin' much better... woke up feeling like I got clubbed in the face with a live Chaos demon. Ever seen one of 'em? Those things are nasty.

Hell if it's been years since I felt this bad though--sick right down to my stomach. Better not be losin' my touch--who know what sort of side effects all that touchy-feely magic-sharing shit B pulled early on this year, leeching Slayer powers out to our little army like candy on Christmas, y'know? Just to dust off a few uber-vamps on the side... who's to say if a Slayer's able to get wiped out by stomach flu now?

Whatever. That's over. So long's I stay alive and whole, we're five-by-five. Can't ask for much more, yeah?

Anyway, I hear whisperings here and there about needing to fight some sort of great Big Bad, one that don't sound all that human. Well, if there's anything I'm made for, it's scouting out things that'll eat your face off. Work before pleasure, right? C'mon people, where's the place to hang in Bizarro World?
 
 
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Gaz Membrane (OU): New kick assgaz4prez on October 7th, 2008 05:01 pm (UTC)
Well, don't know who you are right now, but the stuff you're talking about sounds familiar. What's your name?
Faith Lehane (OU): not bad~!faithfullyslain on October 7th, 2008 05:31 pm (UTC)
You've run into Chaos demons before? And you didn't get a faceful of slime and antlers? Not bad!

And name's Faith, nice to hit up one of the locals. You?
Gaz Membrane (OU): determinedgaz4prez on October 7th, 2008 05:41 pm (UTC)
I meant what you were talking abut sounds familiar, not that I haven't had a few run-ins with demons myself. A few zombies and evil lice too. My world is pretty weird.

Gaz Membrane. Now I remember. You don't know a Buffy, do you?
Faith Lehane (OU): learn 'em goodfaithfullyslain on October 7th, 2008 07:38 pm (UTC)
Evil... lice?

'Kay, your world? May just be crazier than mine. And we've got evil brain-controlling egg demons.

And hey, you know B? She land here in Funkytown too?
Gaz Membrane (OU): Poop sodagaz4prez on October 7th, 2008 08:06 pm (UTC)
Oh yeah. They sucked. Wanted to take over the school and everything. I think my brother stopped them that time.

Oh, its pretty crazy. We got supernatural things running around and the civilians are incredible stupid for no reason. It sucks.

Her, her friend Willow, that Angel guy...there's a few people from your world here, I think. Assuming you're all from the same world.
Faith Lehane (OU): i clean up wellfaithfullyslain on October 7th, 2008 11:47 pm (UTC)
Huh. You'd figure evil t'have a bigger scope of things--city, town, hell, the block. Don't quite know if I'd settle for just a school if I were big and bad and... uh... warring on hygiene.

Crazy. Them I've got to smoke out. Gotta see what B's up to now she's gone and changed the world like she has.
Gaz Membrane (OU): Poop sodagaz4prez on October 8th, 2008 12:05 am (UTC)
Oh, evil attacks a lot of crazy things in my world. You'd be surprised. Once there was this Chicknfoot guy, and don't even get me started on an annoying little green alien named Zim-

Changed the world? How'd she do that?
Faith Lehane (OU): sure shootingfaithfullyslain on October 8th, 2008 09:02 pm (UTC)
Blowing half of California to kingdom come, for one thing.
Gaz Membrane (OU): Poop sodagaz4prez on October 8th, 2008 10:54 pm (UTC)
Blowing up a place called California.

Now then...is doing that a good thing, a bad one or just a matter of circumstance?
Faith Lehane (OU)faithfullyslain on October 8th, 2008 11:04 pm (UTC)
Depends what you consider a good thing. Not many bad guys left living in that crater. 'Course there's not many good guys left either. Or any guys at all, for that matter.
Gaz Membrane (OU): darkgaz4prez on October 8th, 2008 11:12 pm (UTC)
Huh.

Sounds ideal in one way, actually.
Faith Lehane (OU)faithfullyslain on October 9th, 2008 12:35 am (UTC)
Or just boring.
Princess Mercury/Princess Sailor Mercury: Bring it bitchboundtowater on October 7th, 2008 05:02 pm (UTC)
Place to... hang?
Faith Lehane (OU): smile at mefaithfullyslain on October 7th, 2008 05:35 pm (UTC)
Dude, that is some crazy hair. I'm liking it.

And yeah--'course from the looks of this place, it sounds like a party's brewing more so than an Apocalypse. But does anyone know where the monsters actually are?
Princess Mercury/Princess Sailor Mercury: The Real Ice Princessboundtowater on October 7th, 2008 06:17 pm (UTC)
Is crazy good? I am aware naturally blue hair is unusual...

And I am not sure. I have not seen any monsters yet.
Faith Lehane (OU): let's play dress upfaithfullyslain on October 7th, 2008 07:43 pm (UTC)
Hey, plenty good in my book. Tried dyeing mine that color once upon a hell of a long time ago... don't like remembering it. Never does work out well when you've got to bleach it first. Turned it some sort of wonky, streaky green. Never trying that again.

Hmmnn... odd. Slayer's not much good to keep 'round if there's no big brewin' evil to face off against, y'know?
Princess Mercury/Princess Sailor Mercury: Fighting nowboundtowater on October 7th, 2008 07:44 pm (UTC)
They are biding their time, in my opinion. Waiting to strike.
Faith Lehane (OU): fighterfaithfullyslain on October 7th, 2008 08:24 pm (UTC)
...Yeah, there's evil for you. Not all that at comin' in straight, always have to try and blindside you. Not my kind of deal, but can't always be picky, can we?
Buffy Giles (AU): whaaaa?bornslayer on October 8th, 2008 02:04 am (UTC)
[Puzzled tone, because she recognizes your voice, but... you sound different.]

Faith?
Faith Lehane (OU): shyeaaaaaahhfaithfullyslain on October 8th, 2008 03:23 am (UTC)
Huh, wicked nice B, you are here! Purple girl said you'd be around.

Why the confusion?
Buffy Giles (AU): laying blank smilebornslayer on October 8th, 2008 04:56 am (UTC)
You sound different. Guess it's just this communicator thing. I'm- glad you're here! [A little conflicted, because she'd rather that Faith not be caught up in this, but she is glad to see her.]
Faith Lehane (OU)faithfullyslain on October 8th, 2008 06:13 pm (UTC)
I do? Could say the same 'bout you, B. You sound young.
Buffy Giles (AU): rainbow smilebornslayer on October 8th, 2008 06:34 pm (UTC)
[Laughing.] I'd like to think that I am young. Only 16, you know. Not an old maid yet!
Faith Lehane (OU): count on myselffaithfullyslain on October 8th, 2008 09:04 pm (UTC)
...You are?

...Don't suppose you ever recall stabbing a pretty girl in the gut with her own knife now, do you?
Buffy Giles (AU): whaaaa?bornslayer on October 8th, 2008 09:10 pm (UTC)
[Confused Buffy is confused.] What? Noooooooooo. Not much with the stabbing people.
Hao Asakura [OU]: Smirk/Clenched Hand on Left Side of Facefire_cadence on October 8th, 2008 03:44 am (UTC)
Hmm...so what sort of powers do you have?
Faith Lehane (OU)faithfullyslain on October 8th, 2008 06:19 pm (UTC)
Does a girl really need anything crazy? Hell, on a one to ten scale, at a guess? I'm Superman.

Unless you're asking me to fly. I'm making no promises 'bout that landing bit.
buffythe_slayer on October 8th, 2008 05:52 pm (UTC)
And the day keeps getting better. Faith, long time since you've been here.
Faith Lehane (OU)faithfullyslain on October 8th, 2008 06:12 pm (UTC)
Now if I didn't know any better, I'd think that was sarcasm, B.

I never have been here. Last I knew you were blowing Sunnydale all the way to kingdom come and dreaming 'bout cookie dough.

Now here's my question--why are there two of you?
buffythe_slayer on October 8th, 2008 06:20 pm (UTC)
That's exactly what the last Faith said. I didn't blow up Sunnydale! You vanished around August, kind of skulked around for a few months before that. But last I knew, you were stuck in solitary.

I dunno why, cause if that's how I turn out in other dimensions, the world will probably fall down. There are these things called Alternates, or different versions of people. I'm not the first one to see... another. As far as I can tell, I was the first Buffy to see this place.
Duo Maxwell: smirkspaceflyboy on October 8th, 2008 08:16 pm (UTC)
I volunteer to be example A, Summers.
Faith Lehane (OU)faithfullyslain on October 8th, 2008 09:13 pm (UTC)
Solitary? Me? Nah, B, can't stand being alone. Wouldn't let life get that dull, y'know?

And... weird. Guess I wasn't half-kidding when I said we'd dropped into the Bizarro World after all.
buffythe_slayer on October 8th, 2008 09:45 pm (UTC)
Bingo.
AU Don Summers: rut?nokey4u on October 8th, 2008 08:42 pm (UTC)
Uh oh.. Faith?

Ah.. Hi..
Faith Lehane (OU): out in the schoolyardfaithfullyslain on October 8th, 2008 09:01 pm (UTC)
Well hey!

...

And. Right. Yeah. Who are you, again?
AU Don Summers: winknokey4u on October 8th, 2008 09:03 pm (UTC)
Don Summers. I guess you don't know me either.
Faith Lehane (OU)faithfullyslain on October 8th, 2008 09:16 pm (UTC)
Er. Yeah, no. Doesn't ring a bell. Girl can't keep track of all the boys in her life when she's on the road y'know? Listen, if I owe you money at all--

Hold up. Summers? You related to Buffy?
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AU Don Summers: hehnokey4u on October 8th, 2008 09:17 pm (UTC)
Little Brother.

She said she's got a sister so I guess I'm the 'what would have been.'
Faith Lehane (OU)faithfullyslain on October 8th, 2008 10:03 pm (UTC)
...Fair enough. Enough crazy's going on around here, don't think I can question one more.

'Sides, you're cute.
AU Don Summers: caughtnokey4u on October 8th, 2008 10:12 pm (UTC)
Uh.. thanks!

**totally blushing**